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Nepali time is not late. Everyone else is simply early.

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The most load-bearing word in Nepali is ‘hunchha’. It means yes, no, maybe, and I stopped listening.

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No Nepali mother has ever accepted ‘I already ate’ as a final answer.

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Every Nepali family has one drawer holding a torch, three screwdrivers, and the warranty card for a television sold in 2009.

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Kathmandu has two seasons, and both of them end up on your shoes.

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A Nepali wedding card gives you a date, a venue, and no information whatsoever about when anything will begin.