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Everything a Nepali mother packs when you travel for two days

For a trip of two nights.

  1. Food for four days.
  2. A second bag of food, in case the first bag is somehow not food.
  3. Boiled eggs. Always. The quantity is not negotiable and does not scale with trip length.
  4. A water bottle you already own, refilled, because the one you packed is “not the good one”.
  5. Medicine for nine conditions you do not have.
  6. A warm layer for a place that is warmer than here.
  7. An umbrella, in any season, on any forecast.
  8. A carrier bag folded inside another carrier bag, to bring things back in.
  9. Instructions, delivered at the gate, at a speed that makes note-taking impossible.

You will eat all of it. You will still be asked, on arrival, whether you have eaten.